"BROWNie Turds" Nasty Halloween Recipe Idea
(Beavercreek, Oh, USA)
Years ago when I was a young girl, my family and I would go with another family to an amusement park as a summer treat. Due to the expense, our mothers would often pack "picnic lunches" to save money and we'd "reserve" our picnic table in the park by setting our coolers and picnic baskets on it.
One summer, our friends brought brownies. Due to the heat, they became very soft and messy. We discovered, after one fell on the cement, it looked a lot like dog poop! I took a few of the softened brownies and molded them into small "turds" and left them on another family's table! It was amazing how authentic they looked!
This Halloween, I am planning an adult party and thought this idea would make a great dessert! Also, using another idea that I found on this site, "Tasty Turds", I am going to add the yellow tips of candy corn for the undigested corn affect, arranging the turds in small separate piles, perhaps placing a labeled "Fido" or "Rover" dog dish next to the turds on the table. Another idea; using a small life-like looking dog.
I'd upload an image but I don't have one available but will take pictures of my spread this Halloween.
I am also going to do a "Dirty Diaper Dip", complete with a headless baby doll, using bean dip and perhaps adding some black beans (and spices for more flavor) to it.
I think I will skip on the "Used Tampon" dessert. My husband got grossed out just hearing about it...or maybe that's not such a bad idea after all...hehehe!
I just wanted to let everyone know how "life-like" molded brownies can look...see for yourself!
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