Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe Guide:
for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or Anytime

This amazingly (even obnoxiously) thorough guide to holiday turkey recipes may just well change your outlook on turkey forever-- who'd have thunk there was this much to know about a simple (though scrumptious) bird? In fact, you may get as tired of reading the word turkey as you do of eating leftover turkey once the holidays are over. But if you're gonna call your guide the Ultimate Turkey Guide (preferably said aloud in booming movie-announcer voice), it had better be complete. Even if you annoy your visitors.

So here it is. If you're attempting your first holiday turkey, you'll find all the techniques, turkey cookin' supplies, thawing times, recipes and stuff you’ll ever need. Even if you've got plenty of experience cooking turkey, we have lots of information here for you-- almost too much! From super-special turkey recipes to gourmet gravy to complex cooking techniques, we've got all the bases covered. (Eek, a baseball metaphor. Sorry.)

If there's something to be known about cooking and eating a turkey, you'll find it below. Really.

(It's Under Construction, but there's still lots!)